Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

Man, it hurts when you stick your dick in your ass, but the courier said you have to

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

Be honest, you wanted anal, not a massage, so I put it in

A threesome on one cock - okay, I'll fuck two whores, but I'll cum only on my beloved

With my brother's dick in my mouth, it's awkward. I'd rather just fuck